Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Prora Hand Pone Sollu

Waiting for ...

... whatever. Maybe the world?

the moment nothing is happening. This is virtually in general. And why? I just knew my Search for-knowledge-phase not right to put into words. I prefer to think straight in silence and reflect on everything that strikes me as so on, whispers drift, etc. In addition, I plan for world domination and absolute control. Let's see, I get the following:

- I make sure that I am important enough to lend indiscriminately scattered allegations, the world roll by each other (my role model: the Amis)
- I mucilages one with free runterladbarer software to protect children from pöhsen uncle on the web , but actually serves to monitor the people (even in the bathroom at the droppings and under the covers)
- I tie bugs to cockroaches and drop it on the people going
- me who comes with facts (facts threaten my claims) and says "Uh, wait a minute, then I'll either go his knickers in the air or titling him gallantly grinning as a conspiracy theorist. Episode: All think him crazy and show with the beer bottle at him. In a pinch, it does a bridge abutment, an exploding air bag or a tight bend on the road.
- all expressions of opinion outside of my claims are first charged, then prosecution and ultimately reprehensible enough to those punished with death by crushing (for: the worst thing that can do the people is to think)
- conspiracy theories are generally punishable
- thinking is included in the penal code and by all means pursue / prevented
- the people will be trimmed out to say yes to everything and Amen. It will donate for sufferers in Absurdistan (which directly onto my I-need-money-at-all-you-make-to-flat account diverted), it will believe in global warming and buy my expensive biofuel (for which I have cut down the remaining rain forest, for the cultivation of my green juice needs space), it will say no more than "moo" and "mowing" and as always, nodding to the image Crouching

Yeahaha!

Do not think - Blok!

Monday, April 5, 2010

What Else Causes Cold Soreds

Mobile Brain



There are days when you can, only the number of call "Emergency Brain" and wait for the emergency brain will be resting on wheels, and the zombification with an infusion of highly concentrated "Brain Reloaded" ends. But honestly, sometimes you can make as a lazy, enjoy the long weekend but also the place wanted? I could. Akhen ... well ... the whole time he was drugged, saw pink rasta wigs and dreamed that I threatened him with a Schokopuddning. Unfortunately I could not stop him from high on drugs (aspirin combined with Wick Medinait Complex) to the newly opened butcher to go around the corner and to ask him at gunpoint if he could then stuffed the joke of yesterday.

The butcher said: Nope.
Akhen said: But I need these discounters Strike!
The butcher said: Nope.
Akhen said aaaand .... then I am gone.

What can I say? The Würgung started immediately one.

I Akhen freed with the help of a broom and a leg piece of driftwood, after which there was peace again. We studied at home alone or approximately 2 meters long list of current earthquakes and found out that now many a page that has found out the truth apparently was locked. THIS IS THE END OF ALL DAYS! So we must now quickly get the most important things. As there would be:

- spare-leg spider
- Bulk Pack Snickers
- Rasta wig
- L-Bong + shit good shit
- adapter for laptop that holds at least 365 days
- bow and arrow to the young man succumbed
- two " I-hab's-yet-said "-shirts
- Army clothes
- Up-to-the-teeth-arming
- large pack Schneck-Mandu-paste for inner balance
- sooooo much aspirin Complex and Wick Medinait

Well then, Happy Apocalypse! Let loose the high-rises and collapse the cities. We are ready for wide ... uh .... And why the hell cats climb on top of you when you bend almost asleep, very close to a sneeze and then that the baggy fly like that?