Saturday, March 13, 2010

Top Les Denise Milani

particle



Wednesday was that far. Thousands of physicists around the world had been working on it. A device in the charged particles (such as pastries, donuts, Hefezöpfe) accelerated by electric fields to high speeds. So pastries (the name comes from that it is full of unnecessary ingredients) may vary according to type of accelerator to reach nearly the speed of light, so that the particles it has a kinetic energy, which is a multiple of its own rest energy. Because it can cut the junk from the schonmal particles or powder contained in the mouse head in a back corner of the bakery. Send it by, for example, a pudding pretzel the accelerator, you should take cover. The inertia of the mass is in pudding about the size of a copy of Homo sapiens, whose purpose in life from football, Bock beer and schnitzel the size of a Martian's mother ship is. Ergo indeed come to the pretzel, not the pudding. Scientists are today for a formula that describes this process approximately correct.

The largest accelerators are concerned with the basics of the more complex particles, ergo poppy Amaranth pigtails and almond pudding Pampenstriezel to investigate the fact accelerated, high-energy Teigfluffeln the fundamental interactions of raisins and cream in relation to handgerührtem sugar syrup. Besides their importance for basic research into so-called "love handles" in the abdominal area particle accelerator have an increasingly important role in homeopathy (the speed of light accelerated Poppystriezel aura of death for each spasm, and will drive them to not even bad here) and for many industrial purposes (the yeast dough production in universal height and speed up the methane emissions in the human body).

is Still the whole is not without risk. Critics say that the collision could cause too many rough particles the dreaded black poppy seeds. In the fall of the entire earth would succumb to an abrupt Spaghettieis-fication.

in mind: Does not Miss particles. They do not belong in the accelerator, but ... well you know already where to stroke it * * Wampe



0 comments:

Post a Comment