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The Alien Agent

you Special Agent and Special Agent J. M. Is you by the NSA. You have no sense of humor, from which they did. The outfit them is fantastic, its coolness is unshakable. With their ancient Babylonian synapse Durchmultilierer (a gift from the chairman of the Upper AUV - the absolute abnormal creatures - from the planet Kikabuboohualaka) they made it to this day, you people let unaware that your miserable existence in fact every day on a silken thread of a Venusian Grübelschleimers or Nixflaxomisator depends on a Maximelagodins. And even though you did not deserve it. Yes, to present your baggy be in smelly soup around bob thinking lumps at all can still be used for unnecessary activities, owes its sole Agent J and Agent M., to protect you not, of course, out of pure kindness, but because they need the money.


are tirelessly to the dangerous, Extra Terrestrial and exceptional on the track.

Here we see Agent M. kurz vor einem Einsatz. Es ging die Nachricht ein, dass transneptunisches Objekt mitten in das Casting von "Deutschland sucht das Supertalent" krachte und nun für den absoluten Überflieger gehalten wird, weil es Dieter Bohlen - wohl aus reiner Verzweiflung und Verwirrung - durch den Totalen Durchblickstrudel zerrte und einen wütenden Matratzoiden auf die Qotenschlampe losließ.

Begleitet wird Agent M. von ihrem Kollegen Agent J., der von oben genannten AUV´s mit einem Katzenkostüm ausgestattet wurde.


Manchmal haftet den Verhörungen auch etwas Brachiales an. Hier weigert sich ein auf frischer Tat Ertappter, die teilweise Atomatisierung von drei Kühen zuzugeben.

"Out with it! You have broken down without prior request by a Reflexikabernisator Schnabulationsaufsatz with the rear half of a Holstein cow in their atoms?"

"Yep Yep ..."

"You understand that we have perfected the waterboarding and we are guaranteed to find irgenwelche eyelids that we're tying up with the help of duct tape?"

"Yep Yep ..."

"Damn, we will withdraw the cottage cheese and yogurt supplies for their entire species, if you do not cooperate immediately."

"Yep ... GG ..."

refuge after operations of this kind, Agent and Agent M. J. seldom Peace. There are just too much to do. So enjoy the precious rest Agent J. minutes in particular. Here, moreover, along with his faithful companions Ochjoar (glittering skeleton-like being from the planet from the galaxy Was'nu Abdiekatz).